It's Vanilla, just like your sex life. Sorry about that.

But seriously, just because you have a boring sex life doesn't mean you need to settle for drug store lotion. Let's face it, that crap has more words that you can't pronounce than than a Russian Orthodox Bible (hey, I'm not knocking the Russian Orthodox Church, I'm making a point) I list my ingredients in plain English, and if it's a big, scary word, I'll tell you what it is. So, if you want super soft skin (and I know you do) and you want to feel good about what you're putting on your body (I know you want that too) then my products are for you! If you don't want the "adult" labels, no worries! I make labels for everyone, and the formulation doesn't change. It's all the same good stuff, just packaged in a more family friendly manner.

Ingredients: Distilled Water, Sweet Almond Oil, Shea Butter, Emulsifying Wax, Palm Steric Acid, Grape Seed Oil, Phenoxyethanol and Caprylyl Glysol (skin safe preservatives) Fragrance

MISSIONARY POSITION LOTION- 8 OZ. BOTTLE listed in:

Hand and Body Lotion